Ballerina Cappuccina

Lore

Ballerina Cappuccina is a young ballerina with a troubled past and a cappuccino head. Her original lyrical diary entry of her past goes as followed:

卡布奇诺舞者，咪咪咪咪！是卡布奇诺刺客的妻子，她爱音乐，啦啦啦啦！她的情人是洛洛洛舞者。

Interestingly, she did date Tung Tung Tung Sahur before he cheated on her. Now she is happily married to Cappuccino Assassino. They originally wanted to try for a baby, but due to their financial situation and work priorities, they settled for a pet that they named Cappuccino Sluggino.

Trivia

Ballerina Cappuccina actually has a sister, Espressona Signora, who is considered more attractive, smarter, funnier, better at dancing, spying, truly everything, and more attractive. This shouldn’t downplay Ballerina Cappuccina’s accomplishments, simply because her sister did all of them before her, and better.